Today Arfred is serving Untitled Art Pixie Mix Fruit Punch, a 5.5% hard seltzer. Well there’s no denying they nailed the fruit punch flavor of our childhood, dialing the artificial sweetness up to 11. I expected an instant sugar rush, pupils dilated and teeth chattering like I was doing lines of pixy stix while on MDMA. Brain moving too fast for your body to keep up with, you’re creating symphonies and epic poems in your head while your mouth spouts incoherent gibberish. Yeah, it’s too sweet for me. Cisco recommends for all you pixies out there.

Art by liubov szwako “triangulador”

Pairs well with The Pixies – Wave Of Mutilation