Today Arfred is serving Martin House – Green Dream, a 6% green apple candy sour with lactose. Let’s face it, the Creature from the Black Lagoon is not the feared monster it used to be in the 50’s. On the Universal monster totem pole, I’d even place it underneath The Mummy (zombies are still scary) and that’s saying a lot. Hell, the Creature has been tamed and humanized to the point where it’s having intimate relationships and winning Oscars (Shape of Water). So should you feel comfortable accepting a green apple candy from it? No, don’t take candy from strangers! Cisco recommends talking to a therapist if you’re having green dreams about a fish man (not named Arthur)

Pairs well with Teenage Bottlerocket – Creature From The Black Metal Lagoon