Today Arfred is serving 903 – Slushy Factory, a 6.2% smoothie sour with strawberry, blueberry, blackberry, raspberry, vanilla and lactose. This totally reminds me of the wall of Slurpee machines at the 7-Eleven of my youth, serving out massive cups of colorful brainfreeze. Like many suburban teenagers, my usual loitering spot was outside a local convenience store. This was pre-social media, so that parking lot was like scrolling your feed, people popping in and out so you can see what everyone was up to. I wouldn’t say I lived there on a Jay and Silent Bob level, but I definitely spent too much time sitting around the parking lot smoking and BS’ing. Cisco recommends blasting Morris Day and the motherfucking Time outside Quick Stop.

Pairs well with Morris Day and The Time – Jungle Love